Now that my mini-me is trying to prove himself and make nice-nice with the rest of the team, I decided to introduce him to the Bastard Operator From Hell.   He said, "So does that make me your pimply faced youth?" 

My response, of course, was "yeah, something like that".  I actually decided to re-introduce myself to it as well since its been a long time indeed since the glory days of the technology world when we were all dialing in with our modems playing TradeWars on our local BBS (Bulletin Board System).    That's some funny stuff right there.  Good times.